A Serov painting of the Tsar’s court.
There really aren’t many perfume makers I trust myself to these days. I am afraid of boredom, and ugliness, or of being the recipient of a giant headache from an overdosed ingredient. I don’t want to smell a “lily” which smells nothing like a lily- as I did recently from a trendy brand which had obviously never gone near a garden in its life. I won’t name names, but suffice it to say that I could not cream the ersatz lily off fast enough.
That particular brand is not alone. There is far too much awful out there. So it’s a relief when you find that a few brands do know what they are doing and actually do it well. Parfum d’Empire is one. Continue reading
Girl and Champagne Glass from PInterest.com
This depends on the age of the party. If the party is young the scent is likely to be something like Bath and Body Works Vanilla Bean Noel (which is a local favorite and probably a strong seasonal seller for them) and the slightly more upscale Philosophy Pink Frosted Animal Cracker (also a sellout at our local Ulta). If you are a teenager these days you like to smell of cookies and desserts. What should they wear? Alarms to let parents know when to pick them up!! This is what parties are about:Food.
If you are in your twenties I suspect the smell of pot is the smell of a party. This explains the wide dissemination of Hemp based products and of indie favs like Kinski or Dawn Spencer Hurwitz’s more straightforward Rocky Mountain High or I Love You Mary Jane. Basically, you don’t have to be the ersatz lawyer from Suits to be looking around for your next buzz. What do they wear? The ominous ambery wood of Elizabeth and James Nirvana Black which goes well with weed I’d guess. If you want to party you want to smoke…er vape I mean. This is what the party is about: giggling and noshing and you know. Continue reading
I only recently learned how to open bottles of Champagne without spritzing an entire kitchen in the process. It’s a useful skill. You don’t have to bellow for your husband when the ladies want to make mimosas, you just do the opening and mixing on your own.
By the way, I know that I am not supposed to refer to any sparkling wine as Champagne unless it was grown in the region so denominated – my brother-in-law is French, you see, and so I know that it is really Vin Petillante and not Champagne. Whether or not it came from France, I have just noticed that you can get bubbles in your wine much more cheaply these days and that the Spanish are dab hands at this kind of doubly fermented drink. Continue reading
You wouldn’t think that drinking is an allusive pleasure, would you? It is, but in a strange manner. If we do go down to the well on any given night and drink our fill, it seems that we do like to sit around thinking about it later, and we even like to smell of it – unless that is, we hit a speed trap on I-95.
The subject of beery perfumes is one for another day, but for those who enjoy, say, vodka, there is always Ambre Russe by Parfums d’Empire. The perfume has gathered a bunch of rave reviews over time but unfortunately doesn’t with me because I am anosmic to a particular synthetic used in high end amber perfumes.